A risky business

My lad went on a risk assessment seminar this morning. It was for parish and town councils, but it seems you can't do a thing these days without a risk assessment. They'll need one for the fete, another for the barbecue, another for the car boot sale; a financial risk assessment, a fire risk assessment, one for himself working alone at home, and goodness knows what else. I wonder if he'll have to do one for our walkies. Hmmm...